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Because life is too short not to spend it with weirdos.

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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plus
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,"Do you know her?""Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my...
And Thats When the Fight Started.
Life is so funny at times. Have a look and enjoy. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized...